The Kingdom of Womble 9758 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.67 billion Womble 9758ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 9758ian economy, worth 251 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,419 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,285 per year while the poor average 2,784, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9758's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9758 is ranked 237,086^th in the world and 10,990^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.